RIP - Epitaphs and Emotions

Rest in Peace

I don't know whether it's just me, or a far more common human tendency that afflicts others too.

These thoughts flood my mind as I read and try to conjure up an epitaph for Dr Selvi Jayalalita Jayaram, or Amma as she has been known in her more recent political rebirth.

There's no doubt that Jayalalita was an iconic politician. Surviving and thriving in the mayhem that makes Indian politics, virtually side-stepping and beating every charge and 'shastra' thrown at her, except that of an eventual medical condition, that despite all her political and financial acumen, she couldn't dodge.

There's absolutely no doubt that she was a master strategist; knew where she could fuel her campaign and evoke mass response. Her ability to be blatantly corrupt, beat the charges and use state machinery for benevolent political gain within the vote banks, would survive only possibly only in a nation that accepts corruption at the highest level of our inner selves.

We Indians have got so used to "bribery" towards our Gods, of offerings in exchange for favours, be it the 'the passin of the hat' or a 'hundi', we ask for unimaginable favours from our invisible Gods...  we seem to have grown to accept the same from our deified politicians.

As much as we despise corruption, we seem to participate in it willingly.

And as I read Facebook posts expressing sympathy on the passing away of one of the strongest women  in Indian politics, I wonder if these thoughts about corruption and the case she was frequently summoned under, the case of 'disproportionate assets', will ever be replaced by genuine sympathy.

As I sit and weigh these thoughts here in The Gambia, where we too have had an overwhelming change and result in the recent election, I hope I am not being insensitive to the feelings and emotionsof her supporters. All her life we have admired her and have yet abhorred her politics. But am somehow drawn to empathise on her passing.  

I don't know if I can understand myself anymore. 

Until I do

RIP Jayalalita

Lakh & Crores

Lakhs & Crores

India is going through one of the most debated financial turmoils that could transform India either way. By demonetizing 70 to 80% of its currently used currency notes with a view to combating black money and striking at tax-evaders, the underworld, hoarders and terrorist organisations all in one go, the Government seems to be fighting an uphill battle to see that the move doesn't accentuate the pain on an ever growing number of its middle class and poor, who suddenly find themselves in never ending queues waiting endlessly for the Good days that has been promised. The opposition makes merry during this difficult period for the government.

I observe this from my perch in Africa, slightly distant from the turmoil. Not directly affected, but certainly concerned as business associates predict uncertain times.

While listening to arguments from both the pro demonetization, pro Modi lobby and the opposition, have been hearing of huge sums of money being either squandered or lost or recovered (depending on which side of the argument we hear from)

But living overseas has also highlighted another problem ... One of an Indian attitude of simple ignorance!

I've always wondered, when have we adopted these denominations of numbers "Lakhs & Crores"!! . I'm sure it's somewhere from our rich, deep culture from our glorious past, and am equally convinced that they'll continue to haunt us in our promised glorious future too.

While in India, it seemed most natural to hear of Lakhs and Crores of Rupees (and of the days of Lakhpatis & Crorepatis - (quite funnily pronounced "corrode-pathis"!! referring to an equivalent to Millionaire& Billionaire clubs),  I'm often fuddled at how, when we Indians travel overseas, we continue to use these rather 'exclusive to India' denominations to express monetary figures,  thus, most often leaving the foreign listener completely oblivious to the financial implications of the discussion.

And keeping in view, that we're considered the new financial whiz guys on the block, listeners nod in awe with all respect, possibly comprehending nothing.

I remember, recently, an Indian team of Experts training an African Chamber of Commerce on the importance of Export documentation procedures.. and every example they gave, highlighted profits and losses in "lakhs" and "crores" of dollars. The trainees went through the course with wide eyed seemingly dumbstruck awe.  The Training over, It was only when we questioned the team receiving training if they understood what these terms meant,  that did both the trainer and trainee realize the futility of the programme... all brought virtually to nought by our 'taken-for-granted-that-everyone-understands-us' attitude.

I wonder if we will ever be able to over come this and slowly merge with the internationally accepted norms of denomination.  Or, as has been happening over the last few decades, will we see Lakhs and Crores be accepted in English dictionaries ?  Or will the world of numbers and mathematics accept these terms as standard denomination for the future.

And while we aimlessly deliberate on the pros and cons of demonetisation... I'd like to clear the shroud of secrecy over this unique Indian denomination of demonetisation.

One hundred thousand is a Lakh

One Million is 10 Lakhs

Ten Million is 100 Lakhs or is a Crore!!

One Billion is 100 Crores!!

And what confounds even further is the unique placement of the separator, the comma,

One Lakh has 5 zeroes and is written like this : 1,00,000.

One Crore is 100 Lakhs and is written like this : 1,00,00,000.

HELP!

Monies deposited in Banks in the first few days of this Demonetisation drive was close to Fifty thousand Crore Rupees.!!!!

50,000 crores of Rupees is approximately 900 Crore Dollars or 9 Billion USD!!

I'm not sure how correct I am.. but it can't be too far away from "Loads of Money"!!!

Good quiz questions would be to ask 'How many zeroes are there in 50,000 Crore Rupees?', and here's the tougher one. 'How many separators (commas) are used?'

And until our Indian "implants" in Google (Sundar) and Microsoft (Satya) are able to inculcate these revolutionary numerical terms & indicators into common use internationally, trust readers will appreciate the education.

Trumping Trump

What do Donlad Trump, ISIS, Al Qaeda, KKK &  the li'l brat in your class have in common?
What's common about them is that they are all hungry for attention.
Which is why they do what they do.

And the way we would handle the little brat was to ignore his tantrums.
The lesser attention he got, the shorter his tantrums got.

And this may be the way to trump Trump.

And also a way to stifle ISIS and Al Qaeda and the Ku Klux Klan.

Donald Trump gathers his supporterrs from sensationalism. From the dark side of every human being. Every moderate likes to hear of radical cleansing of a system.

The more corrupt and dirty the system, the stronger the cleansing agent.

Most often the cleansing agent is far more toxic than the problem, but the frustration created by the dirt, overrides the negatives of the cleansing agent. Thus every time Donald Trump says something unacceptable, the publicity he gets from his oponents and the media is so huge that he gains supporters from within the dark side of every moderate.
The more he talks against a particular community, race or religion, the more attention he gains from critics. The more he is criticised by the media and his oponents, the more listners he gathers and consequently, negatively, more support.

Thus, in my opinion,  the only way to stem the growth of radical support is to try and ignore him.

Just Like the little brat.

The Less coverage he is given, the fewer listners, and thus fewer "new recruits" he will get.

Yesterday, watching his blatant attrocious outbursts at the NRA, I found his following amazing. There was this dark side inside me that started admiring the manner in which this "loathable mop of orange" ( I can assure you that my immediate use of "loathable mop of orange" has gained him atleast 20 more followers right now.. Someone who loves orange, and would rather experiment with this chameleon like cretin ( 200 more supporters from the lovers of chameleons) .... And it struck me that all of us have this darkness within us.

I find it difficult to believe that all Donald Trump supporters are mad (Though I did have this belief, and thus continue to be unable to comprehend why the American people voted GW Bush for a second term), and thus cannot eliminate the plausability that American voters have very little clue on what the real world is about. Ignorant thus could be a better definition.

To me, there seems no more doubt that the cancerous manner in which he is able to gain ground, will horrifyingly see him winning the Republican mandate and disastrously, the US general elections too.

What a Nightmarish thought!!

Thus here goes my request to the Democrats. And the Democratic media.

To defeat or trump Donald Trump - Blank him out of your news. Blank him out of your speeches. Behave as if he doesnt exist. No debates. No coverage. He will then possibly not be able to wean undecided voters in the manner he is gaining their attention now.

A slow down of this nature may just about help the Democratic nominee pip the Trump factor and save the world from disaster.

But theres a catch. A Catch 22.

The only way to stop Donald Trump is to spread the message to ignore him.
If you do spread this message, we arent ignoring him and thus he will gain more support.

Thus please dont circulate this message as it will also give him a victory if it gets viral!!!
Happy Weekend